Time

This is Andy. Andy is deep in thought. Time has always fascinated Andy. Time isn't linear, we as humans only perceive it that way. If we try to comprehend it any further than that our minds will mostly implode.

Andy doesn't have to worry about that. He has spent his life thinking about things so anything he thinks about he will tackle with ease. He is so damn boring his mind has spent every waking moment processing information. He could be the smartest person in the world, but he is the most boring person in the world. Andy could solve almost any problem because all he has done his whole life is think. He could probably tackle the mystery of time if he spent enough time thinking about it.

But alas, he just gives it a glancing thought and goes back to his other thoughts. And by other thoughts i mean the blank slate that he calls his mind.

Andy is smarter than you, accept it.

Shoes

That is Andy. Andy needs new shoes. His current pair of shoes just isn't comfortable anymore. The sad thing is, new shoes would be an exciting time in his life. Not like everyone else who only get slightly excited about new shoes (some people don't get excited at all!) For Andy, it's like a life changing experience.

Andy might have had enough money for a nice new pair of shoes....

If it wasn't for that fucking toaster.

Holes

This is Andy. Wait.....no it's not. That is a hole. To be specific, that is the hole that Andy fell into

Andy was bored of just standing there, so he decided to walk around. In Andy's spur of the moment decision he failed to realize there was a hole in front of him.

So Andy fell down the hole and now he can't get out

His foot itches, like REALLY bad.

Television

This is Andy. Andy found a TV. Nobody was around so Andy decided to hang out around it. It's not plugged in. There are no outlets in sight. It seems like it's one of those old console TVs. Andy doubts it will even work.

This kind of technology is new to Andy. He has never watched TV in his life. Andy has absolutely no idea what to do with it.

5$ that 10 years from now it will be a fashion statement.

Fatality

This is Andy. Andy is bleeding. It seems that Andy's organs have suffered a severe trauma and as a result he is bleeding internally. How the blood is seeping out from his insides is quite a mystery. Andy once read a book about this sort of thing. "If one suffers a sever trauma to the abdomen, internal bleeding can and will most likely occur. In such a case one should seek immediate medical attention." That did seem to be the case. Maybe the blood is coming out because it is a hot day and he is sweating a lot. The blood could be escaping through the pours on his torso.

Andy should probably get a second opinion.