Time

This is Andy. Andy is deep in thought. Time has always fascinated Andy. Time isn't linear, we as humans only perceive it that way. If we try to comprehend it any further than that our minds will mostly implode.

Andy doesn't have to worry about that. He has spent his life thinking about things so anything he thinks about he will tackle with ease. He is so damn boring his mind has spent every waking moment processing information. He could be the smartest person in the world, but he is the most boring person in the world. Andy could solve almost any problem because all he has done his whole life is think. He could probably tackle the mystery of time if he spent enough time thinking about it.

But alas, he just gives it a glancing thought and goes back to his other thoughts. And by other thoughts i mean the blank slate that he calls his mind.

Andy is smarter than you, accept it.